Burger King is stalking you
It's true! Have you seen their new commercials? He's in your house watching you sleep, putting his hand on your leg, lurking around peeking in your windows, watching your house from afar... how, exactly, is this supposed to make me hungry for a Croissan'wich? A stalker who brings you breakfast is still a stalker. And the fact that he looks like a cartoony hydrocephalic Jesus makes him even creepier. Dude. If I looked out my front door and saw the guy standing a hundred feet away watching my house, turned around for a couple of seconds, then looked back to see him calmly standing on my porch? I might pause to kick his ass into the bushes before running screaming through the house and out the back, but I don't know that I'd bet on it.
Well, at least they're not trying to turn chili into a finger food. Heh.
posted by Todd @ 11:57 PM
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4 Comments:
I *still* laugh when I remember the health inspector going to that Wendy's and asking all the staff to hold their hands up, so he could check for missing digits.
No Wendy's for me for a while.
V, has enough thumbs of her own
I'm never eating chili again.
And yeah, that "King" is freaky. Me no likey.
Update! Check out:
http://www.unc.edu/~brianz/tendercrispbaconcheddarranch.html
Heh. That commercial's even better than I thought it was!
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