Weekly World News

So, there are people out there who actually believe this rag? No, seriously. Have you read one lately? Bernardo Jalapeno, the Spanish bunny-fighting matador? An Egyptian pyramid that blasted 1,000 feet into the air and landed in one piece after some dumb Americans sparked a lighter and ignited gasses from decomposing mummies? Bigfoot is going to join the cast of The Sopranos? Bill Gates is going to buy Mars from the U.N. and use his new Windows "Microsoft Wormhole" to get there? An alien bible was found, and when it was translated it showed that they worship Oprah? The Catholic Church exorcised a zit? A 49-year old widow in Georgia carries her dead husband's ashes around with her... inside a vibrator... and I mean "with" her in the biblical sense...

And people believe this stuff? Whoa. If you stop and really think about it for a second, that's an absolutely terrifying concept.